I am pleased to have you along for this journey. Your interest in Stepford University shows your dedication to change, personal improvement, and family values. Though all of the lessons you will learn here pertain to romantic relaitonships, they are relevant to women from all walks of life who are in any stage of the pairing process.
Here at Stepford University, you will develop self-esteem, social savvy, an impeccable and polished image, and a thorough command of the womanly arts practiced by courtesans throughout the ages.
All I ask is that each of you apply yourselves fully to mastering each principle and lesson so that you can achieve expert courtesan status. Welcome to Stepford University, where exceptional wives are made!